That brings me to the best thing that has happened to me since we graduated in 2001: the dog I don’t have. Kidding… I met Kelly Hanks in the summer of ’07, knew she was far too good and pretty for me, so I instantly lied to her about who I was and what I stood for:) No, Kel knew what she was getting into, and the past 3+ years has been the best years of her life. I mean MY life!!:) I got her all hopped up on champagne and the Chicago skyline, and she verbally agreed to marry this clown in Cabo this September. I am planning on growing out a poor-man’s mustache, shooting pistols in the air, and breaking bottles of tequila over my big, half-Asian head as she walks down the sandy aisle. Don’t tell her though:) We just bought a new house together, rented out our condo I bought in ’06, and we’re pulling together our wedding. We were reluctant to buy the new place because the future kids have the potential to be Skyline Eagles. I’m already starting to save the pennies for private school. I could ship them down to C-Wood, but then they might end up like me:) Much love always!!